I knew it!

       For the past little while, I have been fantisizing about summer dresses. So, finally after days of continuous rainfall, I went dress shopping.
      I tried on a tube top dress that went down to my ankles. I wasn't quite sure if it was right for me, so I decided to consult the sales clerk for her advice. She took one look at me and said, "Umm......That's not a dress, it's a skirt."
     I went back into the changing room, lowered the skirt to my waist. ...... The garment was a foot too long.

    How friggin' short am I ?!

    I always knew that I was a hobbit, I knew it!

    Now, I'm not quite 5'4. I am considered petite. I'm used to pants being a few inches too long, but a full foot?! Who were these skirts designed for? Are there giantesses roaming around that I'm not aware of?