Ok, so I might owe you some sort of explanation...

        There are a few things about my writing that perhaps you should know first.
      
        a) I'm a terrible speller. Always have been and sadly always will be. I was diagnosed with severe dyslexia as a child but it has gotten better over the years. I did not let it hinder my development in school. I adore reading and writing. However, I do need to slow down when I do either task or else I will seriously misunderstand perfectly simple things. When I write, I do tend to type quite quickly because I feel it necessary to get out my thought immediately before another one bombards its way to the forefront of my mind thus making me lose track of what I initially wanted to say. Since I type far too quickly there will inevitably be massive spelling errors and poor dyslexic mind can't cope. My apologies.

     b) I like run-on sentences. Deal with it.

    c) I'm very bad at editing my content. I tend to think everything I write is important (not in a The-World-Needs-to-Benefit-From-My-Knowledge-Therefore-You-Shall-Read-All-I-Say-And-Like-It kind of way) rather my mind tends to go everywhere, so everything gets written down before I forget it whether it's worth reading or not. It's important to me, though not to others. This ties in with my "love" of run-on sentences.

   d) Forgive my terrible punctuation and grammar. When I was in school I was constantly writing (obviously, I was in school after all) But since I have not been in an environment that requires perfect punctuation and grammar, I have forgotten some pretty basic rules. I will endeavour to improve my lack of written co-ordination. Just bear with me for now.

   e) I go through different moods quite rapidly. "What does this have to do with the blog?" you may well ask. Well, I shall tell you. There are times when I'm feeling excessively superior to everyone, so I'll start using big words to sound impressive (just look at the name of the blog). I'll use these big words to try to come off as intelligent, but I usually don't fully understand what they mean and wind up using them in the wrong context. So, I come off as more of an idiot than anything else. There are times when I feel quite silly, when my mentality drops down to that of a six year old child, and of course, spelling errors abound then. Everything becomes childish, but it makes me giggle, so tough noogies if you don't care for it.

   f) I love to rant. It's one of my many joys. So there will be a lot of grammatical errors, spelling mistakes and run-on sentences in those entries. Possibly, a lot of sarcasm as well. ... And possibly a lot of emoticons.

   g) I LOVE SWEARING! And if you don't like it you can go fuck yourselves you pussy whipped cock suckers. :)

  h) I am terrible at proofreading. I read and re-read everything I write before I post things, but I inevitably miss something crucial, like a word for example. I try to catch all my mistakes but forgive me if I mess up from time to time.


Ok, so I think that's about it. Bear with me, we may just have a few laughs together.