By the by, I'm long winded. I'm sorry.

   So far, I will say that I like this blogging thing. It allows me to be more long winded than Twitter or Facebook. So, I approve.

     I've come to realize that I may seem like a whiny bitch in these blogs. Prone to severe bouts of self deprication. This is true. But it's also the mood I'm in right now. I can be obnoxiously optomistic and perky too. You've just not been subjected to that side of me yet.

     I am Canadian. And being Canadian means I tend to apologize every two seconds in case I may have offended someone. Sorry if this seems offensive to other Canadians who feel that this is a stereotype and does not in any way apply to them or the whole population.

    By the by, I believe that there are different voices residing in my head. Not as in "Shhhh Bert, stop telling me to poke that guy's toupée with a stick." No, no, no. I don't mean that kind of voice. I mean the kind that puts negative thoughts in place of positive ones.You know the ones that prey on your vulnerability. The ones that make you feel worthless. Conversely there are the ones that make you believe that you are the shit.
   Anyways, those fellas are often battling in my head. There's also a mature version of me and a child version of me living in there too. Sometimes these characters tend to bicker. I will occasionally let them have it out in a written duologue. It saves me a headache and allows me to see how absurd of a mood I've been in. So, you might be in for some odd discussions.

   It's not weird, I swear! ... I'm not crazy. I'm perfectly normal for me. -_-

Somehow I feel that I've failed to convince you that I am in fact sane. Sugar cubes!